I know for a fact that I've mentioned being a Sexpert for Cal Exotics one or twenty times. I also know you tune in eagerly every month just dying to know what fun new toy or fact I will bringing to you
(just humor me, m'kay?)
This month is all for the ladies:
Haven't heard of Dr. Larura? Let me introduce you to her. She is a world renowned love & sex educator and a therapist. Since she is also obviously an overachiever she has created a fantastic line of intimate products to the benefit of women everywhere.
The pelvic exerciser above is ergonomically weighted to tighten and tone your pelvic muscles. (which is important because really? who enjoys peeing every time they sneeze?) It is constructed of seamless resin and there are weighted stainless steel balls inside. Smooth to the touch except on the two ends that have unique pleasure tips. It measures 7" x 1.25".
I have to be totally truthful here, because I really only lie about how fast I was driving and how much that last pair of shoes cost. I have zero clue how this thing works. Honestly, I really wish all sex toys came with instructions. Since it is 7" long I'm fairly certain that inserting it and leaving it there while I run the vacuum isn't going to work. On the flip side, I don't think it is supposed to just ummmm dangle?
You can however feel free to use it for "other" solo pursuits, if you get my drift. If any of you happen to have a clue, please let me know! I know I like it and it's pretty, but I'm sure I am not using it for the intended purposes!