Patricia Krentcil Arrested For Putting 5-Year-Old Daughter in New Jersey Tanning Booth.
Ermm...okay, bad parenting 101 and this sounds like an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras gone wrong.
Look at mom:
44 year old mom has a face that looks like its been mummified. Kids-- this is what you will look like if you don't use sunscreen.
Now look at her mugshot:
What. The. Hell.
Is this a new fad? Should we all be using sharpies for lipliner?I'm not going to get into the entire story, you can read it HERE if you want to finish frying your brain.
One more for the road.
Apparently Adrienne Bailon is famous for something. Having never heard of here I naturally googled. She is a former Disney Cheetah girl and the ex of Rob Kardashian. She looked vaguely familiar and after clicking a few links I realized I first saw her at Surfer Wifes blog for her Fashion Disasters Post
(took me awhile to figure that out though because I have the following picture stuck in my head)
Seriously, the bathing suit has flappy sleeves. It looks like it's made of pvc, a midget could hula hoop in those earrings and that isn't even mentioning the off center crotchal area and camel toe. Can she not afford a mirror? You can read the article HERE if you really feel the need to know more.
After reading these informative posts I feel ready to start my work day. The Internet amuses the heck out of me