Wednesday, May 2, 2012

The Interent Amuses Me

So usually in the mornings I take my breakfast to work with me and pray they are all smart enough to stay the heck away from me for at least a half hour minimum. I eat my weight watcher bagel and ingest caffeine and read the headlines on the internet. Today a couple caught my eye and made go HUH? Then when I clicked and looked at the pictures I knew it was too much to keep these gems to myself!

Patricia Krentcil Arrested For Putting 5-Year-Old Daughter  in New Jersey Tanning Booth.

Ermm...okay, bad parenting 101 and this sounds like an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras gone wrong.

Look at mom:

44 year old mom has a face that looks like its been mummified. Kids-- this is what you will look like if you don't use sunscreen.
Now look at her mugshot:
What. The. Hell. 
Is this a new fad? Should we all be using sharpies for lipliner?
I'm not going to get into the entire story, you can read it HERE if you want to finish frying your brain.

One more for the road.
Apparently Adrienne Bailon is famous for something. Having never heard of here I naturally googled. She is a former Disney Cheetah girl and the ex of Rob Kardashian. She looked vaguely familiar and after clicking a few links I realized I first saw her at Surfer Wifes blog for her Fashion Disasters Post
(took me awhile to figure that out though because I have the following picture stuck in my head)
Click the picture to make it bigger. I dare you. I can't figure out if she is wearing a bathing suit or auditioning for Cat Woman takes over Outer Space.
Seriously, the bathing suit has flappy sleeves. It looks like it's made of pvc, a midget could hula hoop in those earrings and that isn't even mentioning the off center crotchal area and camel toe. Can she not afford a mirror? You can read the article HERE if you really feel the need to know more.

After reading these informative posts I feel ready to start my work day. The Internet amuses the heck out of me



Ducky said...

I don't even know what to say. That first picture scared me. The second make me say WHAT THE HELL? and the last one?

It's like she took a wet suit and tried to 'make it pretty'. Or maybe a hefty sinch sack? Mercy. I'm going to bleach my eyeballs and cancel my tanning membership (which I need to do anyway. I just found a weird spot...gulp. Spray tans for the duck now).

Babes Mami said...

hahaha I was too distracted by the crotch area for the rest!

Boobies said...

I personally don't see the allure of a tanning bed. I mean, sure they're great-if you're a fan of leather skin. But to put your five year old in a tanning bed/booth? That Sharpie wearing horse saddle should be in jail!

Adrienne....I guess fame doesn't buy you fashion.