Linking up with IA and Seriously Shawn for their awesome Talk To Us Tuesdays. I've been a bad blogger lately, but it happens. Seems like every couple of months I go through the phase where I slack for a bit, then right back at it.
I had a post listing reasons why I am pretty sure I have Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder all worked out but then my idiotness took over and I figured I had to share that with you.
This morning I was texting with my gal Daffy from BatCrapCrazy (I think she may be rubbing off on me). Just yesterday I had mentioned to her that the salaried peeps around here show up after me and leave before me, so when my boss texted me to say he was on his way (naturally way past what time he is supposed to show up) I jumped up, took some pics and sent Daffy a snarky text:
Except point 2 seconds after hitting send my stomach dropped out of my butt because I realized I had sent it to my BOSS. SHIT! My brain went into overdrive and I quickly fired off another couple of texts to cover:
Luckily I am frequently a smart aleck (shocking I know) at work so I think he's buying this.
Not learning my lesson I continued to text people.
Anyone remember my assistant from last summer? The not so smart 21 year old? Well I call her in now and then to do things like stuff envelopes, file stuff wrong and annoy the crap out of me.
Instead she walked into Dunkin Donuts and read my text off to the lady behind the counter. The lady informed her that you can't apparently get a whatever the heck I typed. (duh) Assistant told her that's what I wanted, so the lady said "okay dear".
I have no idea what she brought me but I AM SO WIRED RIGHT NOW, that it might actually have had cocaine in it.
Someone please come and confiscate my phone.