Tuesday, March 20, 2012

TTUT: Why I Shouldn't Text. Ever

Linking up with IA and Seriously Shawn for their awesome Talk To Us Tuesdays. I've been a bad blogger lately, but it happens. Seems like every couple of months I go through the phase where I slack for a bit, then right back at it.

I had a post listing reasons why I am pretty sure I have Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder all worked out but then my idiotness took over and I figured I had to share that with you.

This morning I was texting with my gal Daffy from BatCrapCrazy (I think she may be rubbing off on me). Just yesterday I had mentioned to her that the salaried peeps around here show up after me and leave before me, so when my boss texted me to say he was on his way (naturally way past what time he is supposed to show up) I jumped up, took some pics and sent Daffy a snarky text:

Except point 2 seconds after hitting send my stomach dropped out of my butt because I realized I had sent it to my BOSS. SHIT! My brain went into overdrive and I quickly fired off another couple of texts to cover:

Luckily I am frequently a smart aleck (shocking I know) at work so I think he's buying this.

Not learning my lesson I continued to text people.
Anyone remember my assistant from last summer? The not so smart 21 year old? Well I call her in now and then to do things like stuff envelopes, file stuff wrong and annoy the crap out of me.

I thought she would realize I was just tossing out.any random coffee type word I could come up with and laugh......

Instead she walked into Dunkin Donuts and read my text off to the lady behind the counter. The lady informed her that you can't apparently get a whatever the heck I typed. (duh) Assistant told her that's what I wanted, so the lady said "okay dear".
I have no idea what she brought me but I AM SO WIRED RIGHT NOW, that it might actually have had cocaine in it.

Someone please come and confiscate my phone.


Ducky said...

Snorting all over again! (and thank God for auto correct because I initially typed shitting but my phone must've known what I meant).

I may have peed a little too.

allstarme said...

LOL actually, sounds like it turned out for the best! Mmmmm coffee.

Impulsive Addict said...

CARRIE! This post is hilarious!!! You are amazing at covering your tracks!!! And that drink sounds like it really did have cocaine in it. If you crave one tomorrow, you'll know you're screwed!

Thanks for linking up with us! I enjoyed the laugh!!!


Brandi Elam said...

LOL! This post had me cracking up! Glad you covered your tracks with your boss.

Johanson Family said...

Well it might explain why people are willing to hand over $5 bucks for a cup of coffee from places like Starbucks-- they probably do put traces of cocaine in it or something-- fun post! I'm weather impacted as well.. spring is helping a little but I'm still trying to recover from winter!

Stacie said...

I'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read would have shot out my nose for sure! Too freakin' funny!

Shawn said...

I feel like I have hit the blog lottery today...another FUN-Nay post. I cannot believe you sent that to him! I would have been a nervous wreck, I am so non confrontational that the thought of what was to come as a result of that text would have given me instant diarrhea!

I'm dying!

Thanks for linking up with us and for the laugh!

Nicole said...

Oh my gosh you poor thing, but that is kind of funny your boss got the wrong message. At least you're a smart ass apparently so he blew it off :) Wow!

Date Girl said...

LOL!! I would have been mortified by the text comment to the boss. I do that with email sometimes. I sent a snarky message complaining about my MIL to my MIL! ACK! Luckily I just said "she" so she didn't know who it was...well she probably did but she had the good grace not to say anything!!

Babes Mami said...

that poor dumb girl!!

Boobies said...

Bwhahahahaha! you are so lucky you're irreplaceable at your job...that's funny shit!