Now, I am not a morning person and don't actually speak to anyone until I absolutely have to. So here I am, a sunny day in the ghetto, taking a swig of my diet coke and trying to avoid a pot hole the size of Rhode Island when I see something so strange I think I may be still asleep.
Now things that I would normally see include:
- scuzzy person of indeterminate race creeping into/out of the creepy adult book store
- bunch of hoodlums standing in front of the mini mart instead of going to school
- line of people outside the clinic waiting for God knows what.
- 400 lb white lady with a wagon lumbering down the road
- crazy guy in wheel chair that always goes backwards instead of forward
- hookers.....really ugly hookers (but usually only one or two at night)
- the middle aged black man that comes up to your car and asks you for cigarettes
- and if you stop at McDonalds Drive thru (sometimes I'm weak dammit!) the black man with the shockingly white massive amounts of unkempt hair that asks you to buy him breakfast--meanwhile he's drinking hooch from a paper bag.
- (and no, I am NOT being racist, I'm just trying to paint a picture---the McDonalds Guy is so darkly skin toned and his hair is SO white that it's really a huge contrast)
Turns out there's a doughnut in the bag....So I get to work and I'm telling one of the bosses. He's like your not gonna eat it are you? and I'm all "dude, it's a cream stick, yeah"
**side note, I eventually found out they were "celebrating" their churches 100th birthday.....who knew there was a church behind the porn shop?. huh!